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Rock Paper Scissors Metal Horns - Heavy Metal Wins Everything Puns Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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The ultimate game-changer. We all know the rules, but in the world of Heavy Metal, there's only one sign that matters. This hilarious Rock, Paper, Scissors parody introduces the Metal Horns instead of Scissor—the only hand sign powerful enough to crush the competition. Whether you're at a festival, in the mosh pit, or just living loud, this design is the perfect visual pun for those who know that Rock always wins.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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