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Rock Paper Scissors Metal Horns - Heavy Metal Wins Everything Puns Card

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The ultimate game-changer. We all know the rules, but in the world of Heavy Metal, there's only one sign that matters. This hilarious Rock, Paper, Scissors parody introduces the Metal Horns instead of Scissor—the only hand sign powerful enough to crush the competition. Whether you're at a festival, in the mosh pit, or just living loud, this design is the perfect visual pun for those who know that Rock always wins.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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